parachute jump

26 August 2013, 11:23

John Chalmers

parachute jump

Irishman telling his bud his experience of his first attempt on the parachute jump.
I was last in line when the green light came on, I froze, just couldnt go.
The hugh instructer opened his flies and told me JUMP or you get some of this.
Did you jump asked his bud? Just a little bit when it went in the first inch.

27 August 2013, 09:46

JBrown

I heard that it was a Scottish paratrooper. The joke makes more sense with the kilt and all....

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27 August 2013, 11:59

John Chalmers

quote:
Originally posted by JBrown:
I heard that it was a Scottish paratrooper. The joke makes more sense with the kilt and all....

Be a wee bit draughty,Mr.Brown.jc

27 August 2013, 13:10

Saeed

We were at a party, and I knew a friend was coming in his kilt.

So I copied a photo I have taken of one of the buffalo we have shot in Tanzania, where a close up of his hairy, shrunken balls were shown in their glory, after I have cropped it.

At the party, I pretended to take a photo up his kilt, which got lots of laughs from the ladies.

After a few attempts, I showed them the photo of the buffalo balls.

There was so much laughing, and his wife saying "I have never seen them so hairy before" just added to the joke!

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27 August 2013, 14:42

vashper

quote:
Originally posted by JBrown:
I heard that it was a Scottish paratrooper. The joke makes more sense with the kilt and all....

Yes, Scottish infantry especially dire in windy weather

27 August 2013, 17:25

John Chalmers

quote:
Originally posted by vashper:
quote:
Originally posted by JBrown:
I heard that it was a Scottish paratrooper. The joke makes more sense with the kilt and all....

Yes, Scottish infantry especially dire in windy weather

vashper, As you probably know, the Irish, in common with the Scots, are Celts. Both wear the Kilt, on occasion, but not when we are jumping out of aeroplanes. Otherwise there would be no need for a parachute.

27 August 2013, 19:32

vashper

Well, I visited Dublin once some years ago, but those hooligans in pabs didn/t wear Kilts

Nice city.

27 August 2013, 20:49

John Chalmers

quote:
Originally posted by vashper:
Well, I visited Dublin once some years ago, but those hooligans in pabs didn/t wear Kilts

Nice city.

Here you go vashper straight from Dublin.jc

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