03 February 2009, 23:51
xgruntHow we raise kids in Mississippi
How we raise kids in Mississippi
Miss Sally Edwards is a highly esteemed third grade teacher at Grenada County Elementary. In an effort to prepare her students for the all-important TAKS test, she compiled an exam consisting of 20 questions, which she administered to her class last Tuesday. The exam purposely covered a broad array of topics.
I call your attention to question # 11, which simply read:
LIST, IN ANY ORDER, THE FOUR SEASONS:
1. ________ 2. ________ 3.________ 4. ________
Now, could you possibly imagine that 67% of the students gave the following answer?
1. DOVE SEASON
2. DEER SEASON
3. DUCK SEASON
4. TURKEY SEASON
GOD BLESS Mississippi
05 February 2009, 06:52
N E 450 No2Looks like an A+ to me.

If more of the kids knew this correct answer, we would have a lot less crime.
05 February 2009, 07:36
bmashBeing from MS, and recognizing this is the humor section, my wife and I immediately got the answer!
05 February 2009, 10:54
DLSWe'd be a better country if kids in our schools actually did answer that question that way!
08 February 2009, 08:20
Big-EdWhy the heck are they giving the TAKS test in Mississippi? I think that would be the first clue that there was a problem!
TAKS = TEXAS Assessment of Knowledge and Skills
Oh my, oh my, oh my....