You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young
man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. Hinckley was
absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous,
and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make
himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.
There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been
rehabilitated.
Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from
John McCain that the staff at the mental facility treating Hinckley
received.
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To: John Hinckley
In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness,
we want you to know there is a non-partisan consensus of
compassion and forgiveness throughout America.
We are confident that you will soon make a complete
recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy
and productive young man.
Best Wishes,
John McCain
PS: While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has
been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. You
might want to look into that.

I love it.

In truth, no man is banging Foster--- she is a lesbian.

quote:

Originally posted by buckeyeshooter:
In truth, no man is banging Foster--- she is a lesbian.

Which, true, or false, may not have registered in Hinkley's mind. All that matters is that he suspect it MIGHT be true, for the joke to work.