LOVE MAKING

The Italian says,
"When I've a finished a makina da love withah my
wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees,
she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstacy."

The Frenchman replies.
Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love
with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body, and zen
Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."

The redneck says,
"That aint nothing.
When I've finished porkin the ole lady,
I git out of bed, walk over to the winder
and wipe my weener on the curtains.
She hits the freakin' ceiling."

Works for me.