Here is how to make my favorite Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies.........

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>Christmas Cookie Active Ingredients:

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>1 cup of water

>1 tsp. baking soda

>1 cup of sugar

>1 tsp. salt

>1 cup of brown sugar

>lemon juice

>4 large eggs

>1 cup nuts

>2 cups of dried fruit

>1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

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>Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

>Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo

>again, to be sure it is of the highest

>quality, pour one level cup and drink.

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>Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one

>cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

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>Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

>At this point it's best to make sure the

>Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ...

>just in case.

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>Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2

>leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in

>the cup of dried fruit, Pick the

>frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the

>turner. If the fried druit gets stuck

>in the beaterers just pry it loose with

>a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to

>check for tonsisticity.

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>Next, sift two cups of salt, or

>something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check

>the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon

>juice and strain your nuts. Add one

>table. Add a spoon of sugar, or

>somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash

>the oven.

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>Turn the cake tin 360 degrees

>and try not to fall over. Don't forget

>to beat off the turner. Finally, throw

>the bowl through the window, finish the

>Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

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>CHERRY MISTMAS