Nick the Dragon Slayer



Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to

nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty

for this would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to his

colleague, Horatio, the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.

Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the

Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold

coins to arrange it.



Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to

the scheme. The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching

powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she

bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident,

Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special

saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and

that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer

would work as the antidote to cure the itch.



The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.

Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote

for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the

next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and

magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and

Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.



Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer

found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins.

With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have

cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report

this matter to the King, shooed him away with no payment made.



The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive

dose of the same itching powder into the King's shorts. The King

immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.





MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay your bills.