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butchloc
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A fellow went to his doctor complaining that his asshole was feeling terribly sore. The doctor asked him to drop his drawers and bend over so he could take a look.

"It's amazing!" the doctor said, as he pulled a $20 bill from the fellow's anus. Another $20 bill appeared behind the first one, so the doctor pulled it out, too.

And then another! And another! And many more.

Finally, the doctor had pulled the whole pile of $20 bills from the fellow's ass, and began to count it. (I sure hope that the doctor doesn't lick his thumb when he counts money)

The doctor mentioned, "There was $1980 stuck in your anus!"

And the fellow replied, "I knew I wasn't feeling two grand!"
 
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GROAN!!!!


Aim for the exit hole
 
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OOOOHHHH GROANER!!! fishing
 
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Si tantum EGO eram dimidium ut bonus ut EGO memor
 
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"When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all."
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Brice
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Please place that man under arrest.
 
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