A guy went to the store to buy his wife a pair of gloves. The clerk,a well built,good looking young woman asked him what size? Man said he didn't know--didn't realize they had sizes. The clerk said hold my hand and see how her size compares to mine. So ge did and confirmed that his wifes hand was slightly larger. With that the clerk picked a size she thought would be correct. She then asked the man if he needed anything else. He said no,gloves is all,well on second thought I do think she needs some new panties and a bra.

Sounds a bit like my trip to the mines in Northern Australia. I sent home to my wife a t-shirt that read "I suffer from PMS - (putting up with men's shit)"

She said that it was a perfect fit, how did you know my size?

Simple I said, I hugged all the women in town till I found one that felt right!

GOT MY WIFE A T SHIRT A FEW YRS AGO THAT HAD A PINK FRAZLED LOOKING CAT AND IT SAID "I HAVE PMS AND A HANDGUN"(BOTH TRUE) "ANY QUESTIONS??" THERE ARE SOME FUNNY SHIRTS OUT THERE.

Got one with 2 vultures sitting on a branch with a rather hungry look that reads,
Patience my ass, I'm gonna kill something"

I had that one bout 25 years ago BAW, wore it to a sports car race(owner/driver). Most everyone thought it was funny until I discovered Road Rage and ran a slow poke Fiat driver off the track with my TR4. And a good time was had by one!lol derf

There are some great shirt sayings here....http://www.getoffended.com/
including.....Who lit the fuse on your tampon?


[ 08-21-2003, 13:29: Message edited by: cricker ]