An Indian With One Testicle
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> > >There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone." So named
> > >because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone
> not
> > >to call him Onestone.
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> > >After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,
"If
> > >anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around
and
> > >nobody called him that any more.
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> > >Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good
> morning,
> > >Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest
> > >where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her
all
> > >the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
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> > >The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
> Years
> > >went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named
> > >Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years.
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> > >Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
> > >Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."
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> > >Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love
to
> > >her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next
> day,
> > >made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
> > >
> > >What is the moral of this story? ..
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> > >OH, come on . take a guess!
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> > >Think about it
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> > >(You're going to love this!)
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> > >And the moral is:
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> > >You can't kill two birds with one stone!
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10 out of 10.