Hans, a middle-aged German tourist on his first visit to Orlando,
Florida, finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The
madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain
him.

They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she
sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away!
Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain
the gentleman.

They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she
sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams, "No!"
and walks quickly away.

The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for
something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do
with him. She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will
do. Lola has never said no, and it's not likely anything would
surprise her. So the madam sends her over to Han's. The sit and talk,
frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap.
He whispers in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!" and smacks
him as hard as she can and leaves.

Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in
all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn't done the bedroom work
herself for a long time, but she's sure she has said yes to everything
a man could possibly ask for. She just has to find out what this man
wants that has made her girls so angry. Besides she sees a chance to
teach her employees a lesson.

So she goes over to Han's and says that she's the best in the house
and is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic, giggle,
drink and then she sits in his lap.

Han's leans forwards and whispers in her ear, "Can I pay in Euros?"

Now THAT'S good!!

quote:

Hans, a middle-aged German tourist

A good one.

Considering the Euro is stronger than the dollar, these are some foolish hookers! They could charge him on a one to one basis, Euros vice dollars and make a 30% profit.

Guess they don't teach economics at Slut University!