"It was reported in the paper that President Bush received a 'warm reception' from the Daytona 500 drivers. Well sure, the drivers had never met anyone who was sponsored by more oil companies than they were."
Jay Leno

Now that is a good one!

Grizzly Albert:

That crack is not true and I know it's not true - so why did I laugh? I think it's important that you keep 'em coming so that we all know what to expect from Alabama! Just because we good Republicans (Are they on the endangered list in Alabama?) laugh is only because we want to be polite. Even if we laugh very loud, that's only because we are kind, too.