A man is driving home from work one day when all of a sudden a deer crosses his path,
Trying his best to avoid it but couldn’t, he hits the deer and kills it.

Looking around he sees no one, so he thinks to himself, I shall take it home and cook it for dinner.

So when he gets home he puts some of the deer in the oven to cook.

The oldest child gets in from school and says “hmm something smells nice, what is it?â€
“It’s a surprise†says the dad,
Then the other children arrive home and say “hm something smells nice what is it?â€
“It’s a surprise†says the dad,
Then the wife arrives home from work and says “hm something smells nice what is it?â€
“It’s a surprise†says the dad.

The family is now sitting at the dinning table eating when the oldest child say “it’s very nice, so what is it dad?â€

“I’ll give you a clue†he says “your mother calls me this sometimesâ€

The youngest child then screams out,
“Don’t eat it. It’s a f*****g a******e!â€