10 signs YOU might be a Taliban member



10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a strong moral objection to beer.

9. You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes and accept foreign aid handouts from people you hate.

8. You have more wives than teeth.

7. You think vests come only in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition and a grenade in your robe.

4. You've never been asked, "Does this burka make my ass look big?"

3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other thansetting off roadside bombs.

2. A common compliment is, "I love what you've done with your cave."

And, the NUMBER ONE SIGN that you might be a member of the Taliban:

You wipe your ass with your bare hand and then pick your teeth....... but consider bacon unclean.