The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the
driveway just jumping for joy.

I didn't know why she was jumping for joy
but I thought, what the heck, and starting jumping up and down along
with her.

She said, "I have some really great news!"

I said, "Great. Tell me why
you're so happy." She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all
the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant. I knew that
she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be
happier for you!"

Then she said, "There's more." I asked, "What do you
mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are
going to have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after
getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said....

"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had
a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!"

One of the best blonde jokes I have heard in a while.

THAT is funny!

You know that if we were so inclined,we could carry this thread for a very long time.Everyone knows quite a few.