One day a long time ago there was a woman that didn't whine, nag or bitch. But, this was a very long time ago and it was only for that one day.

Then her husband came home from his fishing trip and she proceeded to make up for lost time!

And while she was home alone, she drank a whole YUV (Yuppie Utility Vehicle) load of almost real wine (White Zin) and was snookered mellow. When he got home from fishing, she eventally sobered up and turned back into a regular suburban housewife.