A thief in Paris planned to steal some
paintings from the Louvre


After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two
blocks away when his van ran out of gas
When asked how he could mastermind
such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied,
'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'

I had no Monet

To buy Degas


To make the Van Gogh.'

See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else....

I sent it to you because I figured
I had nothing Toulouse