Washington State Barbies are FINALLY available!!!!

Seattle Barbie: This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with a
Mercedes 4WD SUV, a Prada handbag and matching Nike Yoga ensemble. She
has a masters degree and double-majored, but has the luxury of being a
stay-at-home mom with Ken's generous salary. Comes with Percocet
prescription and Botox. Starbucks mug and traffic-jamming Blackberry
internet/cell phone device sold separately. Husband Ken is into fishing,
golfing, baseball and is often "working late." Available at all
Seattle-area Starbucks retailers.


Bellevue Barbie: This princess Barbie is only sold at Nordstrom. She comes
with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, your choice of a BMW convertible
or Hummer H2 and a long-haired foreign lapdog named "Honey." Also available
is her cookie-cutter development dream house. Available with or without tummy
tuck, facelift, and breast augmentation. Workaholic,
cheating husband, Ken, comes with a Porsche.


Tacoma Barbie: This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun,
switchblade, '78 El Camino with dark tinted windows, and a meth lab kit.
This model is available only after dark and can only be purchased with
cash - preferably small bills, unless you're a cop, then we don't know what
you're talking about. Boyfriend Ken is in jail. Available at many pawn
shops.


Everett Barbie: This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie comes with a
pair of high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased
Beer Gut Ken out of Auburn Barbie's trailer. Her ensemble includes
low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, strawberry lip gloss and a
see-through halter top. Purchase her Mustang convertible separately and get
a Confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free. Boyfriend Ken is in
treatment. Available at Army Navy Surplus.


Monroe Barbie: This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans 2
sizes too small, steel-toed cowboy boots, a classic Metallica 'T' shirt
and a Tweedy Bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has fake fingernails, a six
pack of Budweiser, and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over a
distance of 6 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's ass when she is drunk.
Also available is the gold-toned cubic zirconium ring that Ken gave her after
another one of his "episodes" with his boss's daughter. Comes with
Barbie's Dream Double Wide Trailer. Available at Wal-Mart.


Puyallup Barbie: Pregnant at purchase, this Barbie comes with a stroller
and bus pass. Also included is a G.E.D. and a completely filled out food
stamps form. Construction worker Ken and his '82 Caddy are optional.
Available at Value Village.


Vashon Island Barbie: This Barbie is made out of recycled plastic and
tofu. She has long straight brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no
make-up, and Birkenstocks with white socks. She does not want, or need, a
Ken doll. If you purchase the optional Subaru wagon, you will receive a free
rainbow flag sticker. Available at REI.


Olympia Barbie: This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie
to Ken by simply adding or removing snap on parts. Walks to work. Likes to
"experiment," but will never commit. This model is being phased out and
is only available from the manufacturer.


Oroville Barbie: This rare beauty comes with her own pair of irrigation
boots and complete set of butcher knives. Her Dad died at an early age
but she has 27 brothers who all want to kick the crap out of Ken. She can
jump start a diesel tractor and butcher and wrap any known herbivore or fowl.
She can tie her own flies and carry the canoe single handed while Ken
snoozes in the shade. Accessories include Elvis felt blacklight posters,
anything that resembles an eagle and rattlesnake tail necklace. This
model is only available with permission from her 27 brothers who can never
agree on anything, so this model is really not available. Believe me, I tried.

You forgot about Vancouver Barbie. She tries to rise to the top of figure-skating by hiring gunsels to break her opponents knees, Makes videos of herself with her boyfreind, Ken Gilloolie, and then beats the crap out of her boyfreind with a hub-cap. Found in better trailer parks everywhere.

Oh man that was funny!

788
I do beleive you have Oak Grove, Ore. and Vancouver, Wa. mixed up

Capitol Hill Barbie is a converted Ken doll. She comes with a metro bus. Light rail available in 2009 for $100 Billion.

Mercer Island Barbie is available in Asian or Jewish and has a Mercedes with custom license plate "SAT 1600". Ken dolls will be available in spring 2016.

Redmond Barbie has her own blog and Ken drives a hybrid car.

Rainier Barbie is black, and Ken has a Pink Cadillac.

Burien Barbie is a plumper white single mom with a dirty mini van. Ken is black with an SUV with awesome hub caps.