Guy gets home from work tired + allhe wants to do is take a shower, get in the easy chair with a couple of cold beers, + watch some TV. That was not to be. His wife informed him that she was having a Ladies tea prty + didn't want him around to embarras her, so basically shove off for a few hours. That he refused to do so she compromised by telling to just don't offend the ladies but entertain them in the living room while I am making the hor d'vers in the kitchen. Well the ladies arrived about 6:00 + the wife was preparing snacks in the kitchen but when she came out with this loaded tray, all the ladies were gone with only her husband sitting there in his chair. So
she asked him where all her lady friends were +he said, "I don't know. They asked for cocktails, so I told them a few + they all got up + left."