I met an older woman at a club last night.

She was OK for 57, we drank a bit, sang some bawdy songs, & she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double, a mother and daughter to make up a threesome?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on & and shouted upstairs:




" Hey Mom you still awake?"

ROFLMAO

Ken....