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> A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go
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> out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it in her
> suitcase so it would not wrinkle.
>
> Mom forgot until the last minute, so she dashed out and could only find
>
> a short pink nighty. She bought it and threw it into the suitcase.
>
> After the wedding, the bride and groom enter their hotel room. The
> groom was a little self-conscious, so he asked his new bride to change
> in the bathroom and promise not to peek while he got ready for bed.
>
> While she was in the bathroom, she opened her suitcase and saw the
> negligee her mother had thrown in there. She exclaimed, "Oh no, it's
> short, pink and wrinkled!"
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> Then her groom cried out, "I told you not to peek!"
>
>~*~*~*~*~*~*~
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>
>Little Johnny and his friend Billy were
>looking for a way to cool off on a hot
>summer day. Johnny's dad wouldn't let
>them play in the sprinklers because he
>was mowing the lawn, so the boys set out
>to find a way to get wet and cool without
>getting into trouble. As they sat on the
>curb brainstorming Johnny suddenly jumped
>up and said, "I know, lets get baptized!"
>
>Both boys had seen enough to know that one
>can get wet at a baptism, so they trotted
>down to the church on the corner and told
>the pastor they wanted to get baptized.
>The pastor, realizing their lack of sincerity,
>said no. Johnny and Billy persisted. After
>about 10 minutes of begging, the irritated
>pastor finally relented. He dragged the
>boys to the men's room, dunked them both
>head first into the toilet, then sent them
>on their way.
>
>When the boys returned home rather disappointed
>with the whole adventure, they once again
>sat on the curb, thinking. Billy asked Little
>Johnny, "What religion are
>we now?"
>
>"I don't know" replied Johnny "If we were
>Baptists, he would have filled up the big tub
>and dunked our whole body like he did for Uncle
>Rodney, and if we were Catholic, he would have
>poured it on our heads from a pitcher."
>
>They sat and thought about it for a while longer
>when Johnny said, "Since he stuck our head in
>the toilet, I think that it means that we're
>piss-ca-palian."