A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."

The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what's wrong, the man says, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"

On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, "Yeah, my wife!"

A guy comes into a bar and orders 6 tequilas
Bartender says; Whats up
Guy: I'm celebrating my first blowjob
Bartender: Let me pour you one on the house
Guy: Nah if 6 cant get rid of the taste then why bother

I know a kid,well he's in his 40's but I knew both his parents well years ago. Seems they have both come out of the closet. So he tells me,ain't this just great,both of my parents are queer.

Q:How can you tell when your best friend is becoming gay?

A: His dick starts to taste like sh*t.