Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work
today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt. I no come work.'


The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything
better and I go to work. You try that.'


Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you
say, and I feel great. I be at work soon.........You got
nice house'

i phoned in sick once at work,

called my boss and said i cannot come in today im sick.

boss asked how sick?

i replied

"im in bed with my sister"

Funny stuff.

I called in sick not long ago. The boss say's "You don't sound sick" I tell him, "You don't sound like a docter"

Terry

Something like telling the boss I have an eye problem. When the boss asks "what eye problem?" You say "I don't see myself coming into work today"! Pffffffttttttt!

Now that is funny!