Tom was a single guy living at home with his father and
working in the family business. When he found out he was
going to inherit a fortune once his sickly father died, he
decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most
beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took
his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but
in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20
million dollars."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card.

Three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.

I think that is called "justifiable homicide."....x2