A meek account goes to jail for mail fraud and is put in a cell with a 6'4" black weighing around 350 pounds.

The black jumps off his bed and stares down the visibly frightened accountant.

"Here in prison you gots to make a choice. Is you gonna be the mama or is you gonna be the papa?"

The very nervous little man is shaking and squirming. He thinks for a moment and says:

"I think I'd prefer to be the papa" he replies with a smug little smile.

The big guy says:

"Ok, get down on your hands and knees and suck you mama's dick!"