I ran across this on an SNL Christmas special. Funny as hell!

PS: I heard Butchloc tried to give this to his wife for Christmas, but she wants to return it for a larger size :-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt0spqQtMKg

you're absolutely correct - those boxes were much to small

You're struggling with reality again :-)

I will repeat this one. Several years ago a buddy from college took a girl to the movies; bought popcorn + cokes etc. Popped a hard on + inserted it into the popcorn box so when she reached in she got a handful. I told this to a buddy several years later + he cracked up + quoted the old Cracker Jax logo, "Caramel coated popcorn, peanuts, + a PRIZE."