OLD ONE BUT ALWAYS A FUN READ.


A filthy rich Florida man decided that he
wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He
also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He held the
party
around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good
time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with
all the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 foot man-eating
gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the
nerve to jump in.. The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a
loud splash.. Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!

Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing it in
the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds,
biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some
kind
of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both
Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally, Leroy
strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store
goldfish.
Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at
him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million
dollars.'

'No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Leroy.

The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet..

How about half a million bucks then?'

'No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Leroy.

The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?'

Again Leroy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do you want?'

Leroy said,

'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool!'

Lightly season gator meat with salt and pepper prior to dredging them in flour. Combine buttermilk and hot sauce into 1 mixture. Dip the gator meat into the buttermilk and hot sauce mixture and dip, once again, in flour. Then place in deep fryer until golden brown, just a couple minutes.

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Originally posted by loiblb:
Lightly season gator meat with salt and pepper prior to dredging them in flour. Combine buttermilk and hot sauce into 1 mixture. Dip the gator meat into the buttermilk and hot sauce mixture and dip, once again, in flour. Then place in deep fryer until golden brown, just a couple minutes.

Tried that in Ft. Worth.

Grizz

Have that along with some deep fried crawdads + dirty rice + you are living.