I had some old woman accost me on the train last week. She looked at me and says "if that belly was on a woman, I'd say she was pregnant." I told her "as a matter of fact, that belly WAS on a woman last night, and this morning; and she MIGHT be pregnant."
Originally posted by 375hnh: Some A-hole looked at my beer belly in the pub last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Budweiser or Pabst Blue Ribbon?"
I said, "There's a tap underneath, taste it."
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Originally posted by Idaho Sharpshooter: I had some old woman accost me on the train last week. She looked at me and says "if that belly was on a woman, I'd say she was pregnant." I told her "as a matter of fact, that belly WAS on a woman last night, and this morning; and she MIGHT be pregnant."
Posts: 1846 | Location: uae | Registered: 30 May 2001
Originally posted by Idaho Sharpshooter: I had some old woman accost me on the train last week. She looked at me and says "if that belly was on a woman, I'd say she was pregnant." I told her "as a matter of fact, that belly WAS on a woman last night, and this morning; and she MIGHT be pregnant."
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