I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me very well and given me benefits beyond belief. I get 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the day I die and then pay my estate one year salary death bonus and then continue to pay my spouse my salary with increases until she or he dies, and a health plan that most people can only dream of having.

Despite this, I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position. During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient for me. In addition, I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with my current job.

Oh yes, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be coming back with no loss in pay or status. Before you say anything, remember that you have no choice in this matter. I can, and I will do this.

Sincerely,

Every Senator or Congressman running for re-election

Are we stupid or what?

Damn..

Well That Should Fry Your Ass

Humorous?

Dave

It is my understanding that they get full pension benefits even if they only serve 1 term.
They take such good care of themselves but not our veterans!!!
chicken shit bastards

Unfortunately, there's nothing funny about that one.

I agree! That is a really bullshit issue.