A girl is having sex for the first time. Her mother says to her,
"If you have any questions come down and ask me." The girl
then goes upstairs and finds the guy taking off his shirt. She
runs downstairs and yells, "Mom he has hair on his chest!"
The mother says "That is just a manly sign."

So the girl goes back upstairs to find the guy taking off his pants.
She runs downstairs and yells, "Mom, he has hair on his legs!"
The mother says, "Oh, that is just a manly sign."

So the girl goes back and finds him taking off his socks.
She counts five toes on one foot and three toes on the other.
She runs downstairs yelling, "Mom. he has a foot and a half!"
The mother says, "Move over this is a job for Momma!"

Very Good!!!

Very good Fordfreak!! Smilie is trying to lick not insult! derf