Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore
were in a plane crash.
They're up in Heaven,
and God's sitting on the great white throne.

God addresses Al first ,
"Al, what do you believe in?"

Al replies ,
"Well, I believe I won that election,
but that it was your will that I did not serve.
And I've come to understand that now."

God thinks for a second and says ,
"Okay, very good. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill ,
"Bill, what do you believe in?"

Bill replies ,
"I believe in forgiveness.
I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge
against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges
are held against me."

God thinks for a second and says ,
"You are forgiven, my son.
Come and sit at my right."

God then addresses Hillary ,
"Hillary, what do you believe in?"


"I believe you're in my chair."

I didn't think she gave unscripted interviews.