A cross-country trucker who has been on the road for three weeks straight
stops into a brothel outside Las Vegas . He walks straight up to the madam,
drops down $1000 and says, "I want an ugly woman and a bologna sandwich."

The madam is astonished. She says, "But sir, for that kind of money you
could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."

The trucker replies, "Listen, sweetheart, I ain 't horny. I 'm homesick..

That did remind me of another trucker joke.Driver makes his way to the Canadian Northwest to pick up a load of logs;tired,been on the road for days.Stops into the company store for a whiskey + asks are there any sporting women about.Bartender says no but for $20.00 you can have Wong the chinaman. He says,no I don't go for that shit.The evening wears on,he gets drunker + drunker + finally says,O.K. wheres Wong,I'll give him $20.00. Whoa says the bartender,Wong does'nt get the money.It's $10.00 for me + $10.00 for my brother. We hold Wong,you see Wong, he does'nt go for that shit either.