A young farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got married and just couldn'tseem to get enough lovin'. In the morning, before Homer left the house forthe fields, they made love. When Homer came back from the fields, theymade love.

After supper, they made love. And again at bedtime, they made love.

The problem was their nooner: it took Homer a half hour to travelhome and another half hour to return to the fields and he just wasn't getting enough work done. Finally Homer asked the town doctor what to do.

'Homer,' said the doctor, 'just take your rifle out to the fieldswith you and when you're in the mood, fire off a shot into the air. That will be Darlene's signal to come out to you. Then you won't lose any field time.'

They tried Doc's advice and it worked well for a while until one daywhen Homer came back to the doctor's office.

'What's wrong?' asked theDoc. 'Didn't my idea work?'

'Oh, it worked good,' said Homer. 'Whenever I was in the mood, Ifired off a shot like you said and Darlene'd come runnin'. We'd find a secludedplace, make love, and then she'd go back home again.'

'Good, Homer. So what's the problem?' asked the Doc.

'Ah mighta trained her too good. I ain't seen her since huntin'season started!'