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WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?
A drunk man, who smelled like beer, sat down on a subway next to a priest..
The man's tie was stained ... his face was plastered with red lipstick ... and,
a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He
opened his newspaper, and began reading.
After a few minutes, the man turned to the priest, and asked, 'Say, Father,
what causes arthritis?'
The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living -- being with
cheap, wicked women .. too much alcohol ... contempt for your fellow man ...
sleeping around with prostitutes ... and, lack of a bath.'
The drunk muttered, in response, 'Well, I'll be damned,' then returned to
his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man, and
apologized. 'I'm very sorry . I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long
have you had arthritis?'
The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here,
that the Pope does.'

That is HILARIOUS!!! It's a good thing I just finished my coffee before reading this or it may have been all over the keyboard...

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WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?
A drunk man, who smelled like beer, sat down on a subway next to a priest..
The man's tie was stained ... his face was plastered with red lipstick ... and,
a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He
opened his newspaper, and began reading.
After a few minutes, the man turned to the priest, and asked, 'Say, Father,
what causes arthritis?'
The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living -- being with
cheap, wicked women .. too much alcohol ... contempt for your fellow man ...
sleeping around with prostitutes ... and, lack of a bath.'
The drunk muttered, in response, 'Well, I'll be damned,' then returned to
his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man, and
apologized. 'I'm very sorry . I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long
have you had arthritis?'
The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here,
that the Pope does.'

Ya Need to Post a Spew Alert!! Thanks for the Good One