Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain (Boniface)
welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Air Zimbabwe.

We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad
weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery. This is flight
126 to Harare. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will end up
somewhere in Zimbabwe. If luck is in our favour, we may even be landing
on your village!

Air Zimbabwe has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety
standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us! It
is with pleasure, I announce that starting this year over 30% of our
passengers have reached their destination. If our engines are too noisy
for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!

We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown
as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie buffs,
we will be flying right next to British Airways, where their movie will
be visible from the right side of the cabin window. There is no smoking
allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the
early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!

In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as
possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close, do
let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the
landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and
fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt,
kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat ...and for those of
you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a
stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."

ENJOY AIR ZIMBABWE!

THAT, my freind, is one of the funniest things I have read in a very long time!! Thanks for the post. Did you make this up?? LOL!

Zimbabwe is sending two plane loads of locals to help New orleans- with the looting

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Originally posted by Ganyana:
Zimbabwe is sending two plane loads of locals to help New orleans- with the looting