I had one of my students come up to me at school the other day and said "I'm so mad, last night I tried to down load some pictures of dragons off of the internet and all I could find were pictures of fake dragons". I told her it was because of the unicorns taking over the internet.

Blond by any chance?????

Muzzle, may I ask what grad you teach?

I teach high school, 9th through 12th.

Reloaderman, sure was.

I've also (while teaching about color theory) been asked what color "clear" is.

Komodo Dragon?
Pete

Fact is often funner than fiction. My son is a beer distributor (master for Iron City) and last year they came out with the new alumumin bottles. He contacted one of his sub distributors asking if he wanted any as they were in short supply at the time. The gentleman ask if you could see thru them. Gods truth.

If you remember in the Star Trek movie where they went back in time to California, Scottie gave the formula for see-through aluminum to a foundry!

A woman that works with my wife suggested that someone should fax a set of keys to another lady who had forgotten and left them at work.