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Originally posted by vashper:
Walked a man in the antique shop, looked sluggish on the counter, the point of going out. Suddenly sees: cat drinking milk at the entrance, and saucer [oh my mother not see!] - Tutankhamen! 7-th century BC!
A man returns to the seller:
- Sorry, I am a single man, I live without friends... Here is your kitty I liked so... You couldn't I have it?
- No, no. Its so my children love.
- Well, I am so lonely... I'll give you $ 10...
- No, no, not sold.
Finally, the $ 150 agreed. A man goes away in the doorway turns:
- Your kitty probably used to drinking from this saucer, you wouldn't give?
- No, no.
- I'll give you $ 10 for it...
"No, it is the 7th century BC... I already sold 87 cats ...