So this dog is headed home from work and sees a sign: Dog Show Today! He walks in and enters himself. Low and behold he wins first prize, which is a nice ribbon and some money. He heads for home, but is deflected into his favorite bar, where he buys his frinds some drinks, they buy him some, and a few hours later he arrives home. His wife and pup are there. She says "You're drunk. Where have you been?" He tells her the story, and she asks, "Where is the ribbon?" "Oh my god, I left it at the bar and I'm too drunk to go back and get it. Send Pup." So Pup goes into the bar and the bartender asks "What do you want?"

"Pap's blue ribbon", says Pup.

Huh ??

word play on pabst blue ribbon.
it's a beer here in the states it won a blue ribbon at the world beer thingy in like 1200 bc or something like that.
pretty good discount beer but you can't stop drinking it.

Give it a break,play on words for a clean joke.Reminds me of the story of Milfamy who pitched for the Dodgers.Bad drinking problem.Before he took the plate the other team gave him a beer.He pitched a horrible game as can be imagined.One of the home team remarked."That's the beer that made Mifamy walk us."

Cute!

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Originally posted by Lamar:
word play on pabst blue ribbon.
it's a beer here in the states it won a blue ribbon at the world beer thingy in like 1200 bc or something like that.
pretty good discount beer but you can't stop drinking it.

Cheers lamar.

Oddly enough Pabsts is known as "the beer that made Milwaukee Famous " however the reason that it made Milwaukee famous is because during and after the "great Chicago Fire" the Pabsts company sent down wagons of water for the citizens of Chicago.
If only they had let them go thirsty maybe we wouldn't have the Chicago politics that we have now that spawned our tax and spend president, that loves to give everything to those that don't work just for their vote.

Where is the grown font?

Mrs. O'Leary's cow did her part.If my ancestors were willing to pick their own cotton we would'nt be in this current mess.

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Originally posted by reloaderman:
Where is the grown font?

groan, LOL

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So this dog is headed home from work and sees a sign: Dog Show Today! He walks in and enters himself. Low and behold he wins first prize, which is a nice ribbon and some money. He heads for home, but is deflected into his favorite bar, where he buys his frinds some drinks, they buy him some, and a few hours later he arrives home. His wife and pup are there. She says "You're drunk. Where have you been?" He tells her the story, and she asks, "Where is the ribbon?" "Oh my god, I left it at the bar and I'm too drunk to go back and get it. Send Pup." So Pup goes into the bar and the bartender asks "What do you want?"

"Pap's blue ribbon", says Pup.

Stole dat...