Ole was driving around Green Bay's Lambeau Stadium in a sweat because
it was 5 minutes to kick off time and couldn't find a parking place.
> Looking up to ward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you
find me a parking place by golly I vill go to church every Sunday for the
rest of my life, and I vill treat my lovely vife Lena like a lady, and
by yingles I promise to give up beer even during the Packer games."
> Miraculously, a parking spot appeared.
> Ole looked up again and said, "Never mind Lord. I ust found one."