Little "Troy" watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground
down in Houma, Louisiana and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little "Troy found this so exciting that he could hardly contain
himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.

'Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the
woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt
Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane...'

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Troy, this is such an
interesting story, let's save the rest of it for supper time. I want
to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'

At the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked little "Troy" to tell
his story. He started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw
Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look
and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off
her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt
Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that you and Uncle Bill
used to do when Daddy was away on the oil rigs.'

The Mother.... fainted!

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Moral:
Sometimes you need to just shut up and listen to the whole story Before you interrupt!

Ah but for the honesty of children;