A couple in their sixties retire and move to Texas, down Galveston way. Herb has always wanted a pair of cowboy boots, so one morning he drives into town and buys a pair. Comes home, walks in the door and says "Bessie, see anything different
about me?". She says "nope". He goes into the back bedroom and strips naked, walks back in wearing only his new boots. Says "Bessie, see anything different about me now?". She says "nope, that thing was hanging down yesterday, it's hanging down today, and it'll be hanging down tomorrow.". He says "That's because it's admiring my brand new pair of boots!". Bessie looks at him and says "You should have bought a hat instead!".

Rich