I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track
of time chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I
couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and
rekindling a little of that magic.


"Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older
and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge. "Yeah" I
said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches
wider these days !"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that tubby
bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. "Anyway,"
she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to fuck off.

Man that is deadly funny.

Right on!