Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, people who live in or are from northeast Alabama, north Georgia, Kentucky, Tennessee, West Virginia and Southwestern Virginia will no longer be referred to as
'HILLBILLIES'.
You must now refer to them as
APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
And furthermore,
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMENAND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1 She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
BREASTED AMERICAN. '
2 She is not 'EASY' - She is
'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'
3 She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a
'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'
4 She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a
'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'
5 She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes
' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'
6 She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a
' LOW COST PROVIDER.'

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a
'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'
2 He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is
' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'
3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'
4 He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'
5 He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
6 It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's
'TROUSER CLEAVAGE'

Damn, THAT'S FUNNY!!!!

Thank you (not) P.C. police! Like the story of the grave diggers beside the convent. One young nun goes to the mother superior + says that the men are using foul language. The mother superior says that they are just common men of the soil + call a spade a spade.The nun says,but they don't,they call it a fucking shovel.

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Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, people who live in or are from northeast Alabama, north Georgia, Kentucky, Tennessee, West Virginia and Southwestern Virginia will no longer be referred to as
'HILLBILLIES'.
You must now refer to them as
APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

You forgot western North Carolina and northwestern South Carolina.....With that being said, I'm proud to be a hillbilly, albeit relocated via the USAF

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You forgot western North Carolina and northwestern South Carolina.....With that being said, I'm proud to be a hillbilly, albeit relocated via the USAF

Here, Here!

True little item here for anyone interested. We all remember the show "The Beverly Hillbillies".When the writer approached Flatt + Scruggs to do the sound track,he was informed by Earl Scruggs that if this show was in anyway making fun of hillbillies they would have nothing to do with it.The writer(Paul Henna if I recall,but its been eons ago)said,oh hell no,we're making fun of the city people.So they signed on.