The dogs held a meeting
they came from near and far.
Some came by bicycle, others by plane,train or car.
Before going into the meeting,they signed their name in a book,
then they hung their assholes, up upon a hook.
They'd just begun the meeting,and started up the choir,
when a bitch in the balcony, up and hollered "FIRE".
There was a grand rush, and nobody bothered to look, they just grabbed the first asshole,and yanked it from the hook.
They went around for weeks, looking sad and sore,
because they had on someones asshole, they'd never saw before.
thats why a dog
will leave a nice juicy bone, to go smell some other dogs ass,
in hopes to find it's own.

How wonderful!
Thank you.

is that true, gee wizz.