Two gay men decide to have a baby.

They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it.

When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital.

A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely.

A nurse comes by, and to the delight of the gay fathers, she points out
the happy child as theirs.

'Isn't it wonderful?' one gay says to the other.

'All these unhappy babies .... and yet our baby is so happy. This just
proves the superiority of gay love!'

The nurse says, 'Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens
when I pull the thermometer out of his ass.

Good one!!!

Reminds me of this one . . .

How can you tell the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer????


TASTE!!!

Sure he is happy now,but wait until I pull the pacifier out of his butt.
Butch

ROFLMAO!

Remember the old one Q- What is the difference between a queer and a refrigerator?
A- the refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.