This is an older one, but for those who haven't heard it, here you go. Back in the old west, a rancher off in the middle;e of nowhere got himself a mail order bride. He went to the local town with rail + picked her up in his wagon + set off across the prairie into the great unknown (to her). As they are going along the mule stumbles, + the man says, "That's Once.", The go on for several more miles, + the mule stumbles again, + he says, "That's Twice." She has no idea what in the world he's talking about, but directly, the mule stumbles a 3rd time, + the man gets out of the wagon, pulls his revolver + shoots the mule in the head, killing him deader than free credit. The woman looks at him + starts screaming, "WHY YOU STUPID SOB NOW WE ARE OUT HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE + YOU HAVE JUST KILLED OUR ONLY MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION!!!!!!!!!" The man looks at her + says, "That's Once."

My wife never liked that joke!
I said, "that's once"....and that's how the frying pan made contact with my head!

Zeke

Yeah, women in general don't like that joke. However, I have found that the one they think is hilarious is the one when you ask why a woman doesn't have any brains? + the answer is, "because she doesn't have a dick to put them in." Oh well, fairness in equal time.

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My wife never liked that joke!
I said, "that's once"....and that's how the frying pan made contact with my head!

Ahhh the female brain.

In the left half nothing is right.
And in the right half nothing is left.