Q. What does an elephant use for a tampon?
A. A sheep!

Q. What do you call a German virgin?
A. Gutantight!

Q. What is the leading cause of death among lesbians?
A. Hairballs.

Q. How do you know when your woman is too fat?
A. When you can fuck her elbows.

Q. You see five tampons walking down the street. Which one stops and waves?
A. None! They are all stuck up cunts!

Q. What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with. The other is used to carry groceries.

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
A. A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.

Q. What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A. Neil Armstrong has walked on the moon, Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

What do Michael Jackson and Richard Prior have in common?

They're both members of The Ignited Negro Fund.

What is the slogan of the Fund?

"A mind is a terrible thing to baste".