The Black Brassiere (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black brassiere, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black brassiere, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black brassiere, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,




" What's for dinner, Zorro?"

If my wife met me like that I would have to double check to make sure I wasn't at the wrong address!

bwana cecil,

would it matter...?

Had a friend tell this one. (Why he would share I don't know).He came home from work on his birthday + his wife met him at the door naked,but had shaved her pubic hair into the shape of a heart.He started laughing (which I'm sure ruined the mood). But he said,I could'nt help it,it looked just like Mickey Mouse.

quote:

bwana cecil,would it matter...?

I would just want to make sure that I remembered it for future visits!