Two men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle
of the plane. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is
using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way
along the aisle with a cane.


Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the
men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the
engines start up. The passengers begin glancing
nervously around, searching for some sign that this is
just a little practical joke.


None is forthcoming.


The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and
the people sitting in the window seats realize they're
heading straight for the water at the edge of the
airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will
plough into the water, panicked screams fill the
cabin.


Just at that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the
air. The passengers relax and laugh a little
sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines,
secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good
hands. . . . ..



In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the
other and says,................


"You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna
scream too late and we're all gonna fuckin' die."

Excellent... Certainly good for a Friday after a long week....

Ken....

I think you win 1st place with that one.

Not bad, not bad.