World's Shortest Essay competition.


This is a story of a 16 year-old boy from Tyler , Texas - who won the World's Shortest Essay competition.

He was awarded a scholarship at Texas A & M University for his imagination and humor.

It's an example of absolute brilliance......

A creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:

1) Religion

2) Royalty

3) Physical Disability

4) Racism

5) Homosexuality


The prize-winner wrote:

"'My God", cried the Queen, "That one-legged nigger is a queer."

The way we used to tell is was:

An English professor at A&M assigned a creative writing project to his students. They were to write a story that contained:

1. Sex,

2. Religion,

3. Mystery,

and

4. Royalty

This is what one Aggie turned in:

"Oh my God!" exclaimed the Aggie homecoming queen. "I'm pregnant! Who did it?"

Both are pretty good. HA!