Old hillbilly widower has 3 triplet daughters. As they all turned 14 they browbeat the old man to let them go on a date. They finally worked him down bu his on e conditions was great every young man see him on their porch before allowing his daughters to leave. The night + the old codger is sitting on the [porch in his rocker with a 12G dbl. on his lap. The 1st kid shows up in an all jalopy + says, "Hello sir. my name is Joe + I came to get Flo to go to the show, can Flo go?" The old fart says, sure he seems harmless enough. Directly comes an old P.U. truck + this young man says "Hi, I'm Eddie + I came to get Betty so we can go steady, Is Betty Ready?"He's thinking that this one was dumber than the last then the 3rd (date) shows up. A kid in a red Corvette who jumps out + says "Hey Old timer, my name is Chuck". So he shot him.
O.K. as to old jokes, I'll give one more. A guy has a pet chicken + wants to go to the movies but they won't let him in with the chicken so he stuffs it down his pants. He goes in + takes his seat beside 2 ladies of the evening. He decides that his chicken might need to breathe so he unzips his fly + lets the chicken stick his head out. The one girl next to him whispers to her companion," Mabel! The guy next to me has his fly open+ something is sticking out!" Mabel says,"Gloria, you seen one you've seen em all." "But Mabel, this ones eating my popcorn!".
That Joke Is Older Than I Am,But Still An Inspiration To Future Fathers!! 
